Different message everytime you drag it 

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anpanprince:

onebadassfox:

cheesecakemaster:

That’s right peasants.

WE ARE TOO BUSY ENJOYING OUR FREEDOM TO ADD EXTRA LETTERS TO WORDS.

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wowfunniestposts:

 The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

-Frederic Brown

An even shorter horror story:

“Eiichiro Oda is dead.”

Even worse:

“Your parents find your Tumblr.”

The worst ever:

“President Santorum”

“President Santorum”………“President Santorum”

I fold.

“PRESIDENT SANTORUM”

LITERALLY JUST SCREAMED

NO NO NO NO NO

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8123radio:

themaineteens:

maine-ion:

themaineteens:

owchihurtmyself:

HOW DID THIS GET SO MANY NOTES OMG

THEY PROBABLY DONT KNOW IT’S JOHN O’CALLAGHAN OMG

ITS THE HIPSTERS.

THE HIPSTERS ARE TAKING OVER. 

Haha probably

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS 15 MINUTES AGO AND IT ALREADY HAS 1000 MORE NOTES ON IT!

*crying because the hipsters* 

major lawhlz. 

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